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Hey. I'm Alex! I'm 20. Junior in college. If you're still reading this I applaud you. I try and fill my blog with things that I find funny or interesting. Follow me! Click on my name for my face.

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lms if i should pierce my nipple

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majesticdollarbillz:

Guess who’s done with work today!

my goddesss
filthyhetero:

I remember this :)

when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles

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  • ! = You inspire me

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so-personal:

everything personal