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Body progress


Anonymous: Definitely should have just made it a nude, would have been super sexy, not that the progress pic wasn't sexy, cause it sure was!

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Anonymous: So on Saturday I accidentally drunk messaged you saying I have a crush on you and like yoo Im so embarrassed like forgive me for dat awkward but still I like you my b

mmmhmm b you know u luv me

tbh i have no idea who you are anyway <3

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trying to send a dick pic like


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So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  


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I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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25,692 notes - 21 October, 2014


10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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